Flathead County Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/21/2019 at 16:14 • Filed to: Police blotter

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7:51 a.m. A Kalispell hitchhiker was not dressed for the weather.

10 a.m. A Lakeside man was head-butted.

10:16 a.m. The first of many vehicles went into a ditch.

11:14 a.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 because she got locked inside her own storage unit. Making matters worse, she wasn’t sure which unit it was other than that it had purple doors.

2:08 p.m. A gun was stolen out of a tractor.

3:18 p.m. Someone was spinning brodies in a Kalispell parking lot.

3:40 a.m. A man was passed out in his car near Dairy Queen.

7:47 a.m. A Kalispell resident reported that someone tried to break into their car overnight.

7:54 a.m. A local business owner said that someone has broken into his business twice in the last two days.

8:35 p.m. A chocolate Lab was found in the Kalispell area.

8:47 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 to report that they were faxing some information about a “dangerous situation.”

10:22 a.m. Cash and a gift card to a local coffee shop were reported missing from an area glove box.

10:53 a.m. A Kalispell area man got his truck stuck in a snow bank.

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6:26 p.m. A car struck a deer.

7:55 a.m. Cars slid off the road during the icy morning commute.

7:56 a.m. Two “friendly” pit bulls were hanging out in a Columbia Falls yard.

7:57 a.m. A Whitefish man reported that someone broke into his barn.

8:20 a.m. A man caught a cat in a trap.

8:28 a.m. A Kalispell man said that his neighbor’s dog used to be really friendly but now just comes over to his porch and rips apart every package that is dropped off.

8:40 a.m. A driver found a dog on the side of the road and wanted to know what to do with it.

9:23 a.m. A lost dog was found. According to the owners, the animal is getting older and frequently gets confused about where he is.

9:47 a.m. A plow truck driver found a bunch of mail scattered all over the road.

10:38 a.m. A man said there was an abandoned car on his property.

11:15 a.m. A skier called 911 from his Apple Watch.

3:09 p.m. A man plowing his friend’s driveway got cussed out by the neighbors and he’s not sure why.

3:12 p.m. A dog bit someone in Kalispell.

3:18 p.m. A Kalispell man said that one of his guests was “tweaking.”

11:12 p.m. A Whitefish couple was screaming at each other on Valentine’s Day.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/21/2019 at 16:22

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Whew, got a blotter posted before Canada takes ownership . I was worried.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/21/2019 at 16:24

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Also, wtf is “ spinning brodies”?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Just Jeepin'
02/21/2019 at 16:25

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/21/2019 at 16:28

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Hello, 911?  Have you received my telegram about the ongoing situation?  If not, I will send a pigeon and follow up via morse code and smoke signals.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/21/2019 at 16:34

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Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/21/2019 at 17:06

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A m ø ø se once head-butted my sister.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
02/21/2019 at 17:09

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Ouch.


Kinja'd!!! arl > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
02/21/2019 at 17:24

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/21/2019 at 17:45

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man... why do people over there keep spinning mes?


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Just Jeepin'
02/21/2019 at 18:50

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Nah. Hella CP on that one. 


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/21/2019 at 21:27

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My weekend is saved by the Blotter!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Just Jeepin'
02/22/2019 at 11:47

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Fucking people outside of MT have heard about this now and are giving me shit. I’m like it’s not for sale!


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/22/2019 at 16:58

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Everything’s for sale for the right price.